Friday and Saturday nights should be spent...

Partying with friends
Drinking yourself into a drunken stuper, cursing the world you are convinced hates you
Moralising over the actions of others from the comfort of your suburban armchair
Painting your toenails and bitching about people you've just met
Chilling
Taking part in wholesome, American things, like going to a drive-thru cinema and looking forward to church in the morning
In an imaturation chamber
Working out quadratic equations and/or polishing your nazi gold.

Do you dress in an unconventional manner?

Yes
No

Do you suffer from an inferiority complex?

Yes
No

Do you revel in sanctimony?

Absolutely, and proud of it!
No

Do you consider yourself an extrovert?

Extrovert
Introvert

Do you prefer commitment, or casual sex?

Commitment
Casual Sex

Are you technically minded?

Yes
No

Is your hair...

Long
Short
Dyed to hell
Rebellious
In need of a comb
Respectable
Further back than it used to be

What is your favourite colour?

Black, black and more black
Anything with sparkly bits
Blue, like a proper boy
Pink
Grey
Conservative navy or brown
A Lovely shade of purple - very fetching
Beauty salon orange

If you won the lottery, on what would you spend the money?

A garage full of classic motor vehicles
A computer capable of calculating pi to three million decimal places
A farm full of cute ickle bunny wabbits
A romantic house by the sea
A boot camp for rehabilitating sexual deviants
I'd give it away to friends
Limosuines, champagne and fur coats
A tour of the world, following the latest boyband-cum-talent void